Sorry Guys and Ladies - just too good og material to pass on to close out this week!!
7)411s What is the 411 on 411s, why does his board have more 411 then any other in the country: Let me just start by saying we like our information, we want to be informed, not be put into the dark like a mushroom and be expected to grow? 411s are critical, who are they, are they real, are pictures close, do they have ten reviews yet, are they pimped out. I would like to see more 411 from the providers on all of knuckleheads from the board? What is the 411 on a Man-Horse called Ed?
8)Need to decide on a provider cadman34 Okay that is it, now we are going to have to call your Mom to give you a permission slip to see one of our fine ladies? Make the leap, decide who you like, read the make believe reviews and that is pretty much the make believe lady you will see! There shall be no more crying on the TER board, man up, jump in and hold on for a ride of your life; in our little make believe world. None of this stuff is true, so what is the problem jump in unless your name is Ed?
9)Haggling How come Im always the last one to know about our Blue Light specials? Do all ladies have a blue light specials, is it like 60 -70% just because you like me? If I buy you a BK lunch and let you have the value meal and keep the give-away gift, is that a percentage off? How come I never knew about this stuff, that the Ladies were like Monty Hall and lets make a deal? If we brush our teeths and take a bath is that a discount, what about a points systems X-number of visits get one free, maybe a punch card? This is hard times how about a roll in the hay for free because Im just the coolest guy you know, I believe that good will would go a long way; your business would increase two times over with a happy customer card. I guess from the post, regardless what each web site states it is open season to come on down Mr. Happy lets make a deal Only suckers pay retail? We want wholesale, volume discounts (one visit) and discount. Another idea lets set up a Union and have a rep take our demands to the ladies and if not met we go on a Horn strike? Who is the Little_Red_Corvettecame out of nowhere; got a speeding ticket and got out of it by Haggling with the trooper???
10)I dont get it Puck Explain (Lucy you got some explaining to do!) Ok here is the bottom line if your name is Ed you are totally screwed, Next week it will be Fred and then Ted & Jed and so on until we wipe out every possible combination? It only makes sense, the mole or moles must be ousted. It really will not matter if you change your finger prints, facial looks, get a hair cut or grow hair you are screwed? So Ed, Ted, Fred, Jed and Jesus bad is coming? Paranoia will set in; its only a mater of time until they put two and two together to equal seven and your name comes up? I already filled out the Butthurt Whiner Puck report and submitted it back to Mr. Puck with my issues (another good reason for a Union) half of this damn report was checked off I failed? Im a total Whine Dog, No Good Human Being; yes my ass hurts and I cant blame Kim this time? I mean what is the issue telling the world, peoples names, I know I would want my name (John Smith) plastered all over this board, and Im sure, you are all reading this saying the same thing, please put my name and address up why not? Who is this Ted, I mean Ed, no I mean Fred shoot it was Jed and why did he sing, I heard they showed him a badge and before they asked a question he yelled out this providers name and offered to set her up!! I see dead people in the night, people are following me, I hear tapping on my phone, there was a guy with a rain coat following me and it wasnt raining, there was a lady that said Hi to me at the airport, a lady at the store asked me how my day was going, and when I dropped off my dry cleaning they asked me for my address they are all signs!! In fact signs, signs, everywhere signs, long hair hippie people need not apply? If you are not worried dont worry, because you are going to be worried! I keep telling you all; This is not real, it is make believe,why dont they believe, that it is make believe I believe that, dont you believe?
11)I have 5 simple rules I try to use regarding women; Its important to have a woman, who helps out at home who cooks from time to time,: A women who cleans up and has a job; It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh; It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who likes to be with you. The last rule #5 it's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
My latest song is below; it puts my life in recap, not just the week
