and I am going to see a porn star(but I wont tell you who),I am going to buy a virgin for 50,000, I am gonna screw five girls at once,piss off a bridge, masterbate all the time, get a bj from madison,find a educated and hot black girl,russian some implants, try the gay thang, fuck a goat(ohh wait thats not normal just what guys in my hometown did)so that I will pass on,have anal sex,go to thailand even though i am not attracted to the average thai girl,go to a mexican strip club where any girl can and will go home with me,visit south america and russia.....and the things I would really do if I had a penis I wouldnt dare tell you cause it might just shock you! cheers! WE really do think like yall sometimes but you wouldnt know it with our sweet faces!
Ya well its not all rosy, what about catching it in your zipper, do you zip up or down? and with the morning wood your cat thinks its a place to try and sharpen its claws.
Don't forget the embarassment of fantasizing about the woman across the table only to realize you have to stand up while your pants look like a circus tent. Don't women realize that these darned things have a mind of their own! LOL
And I am a force to be reckend with. I am at least a good and proud 9 inches. I will pound every hot blonde provider that is around. I will get russian from Catherine. I will stick it in each and every hole I find. lol I will still stay away from the GREEK. I will also screw a virgin and see if there really is a difference. I will get sucked each and every day by myself since I will remain flexible and I want to know just how good I am......lol And I will have masterbation sessions with Catherine to see who can shoot there load the farthest!!
Now that you are so well endowed, you must make a point of converting to Islam before you pass away. That way, you'll be able to use that nasty thing on 72 virgins in the afterlife. BTW, what do you suppose the 72 virgins must feel like when they get to heaven only to find out tha they must spend eternity servicing some Jihad fanatic?
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