A very short gentleman gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up,
just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door.
In steps a very large  man. The gentleman stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen".
The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.
The gentleman faints! After coming too, the gentleman asks the man to repeat himself.  So he does,
"I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.
The gentleman looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around??