: TWO PRIESTS



Two Priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One Priest looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a
Nicoderm patch on it.  He turns to the other Priest and says, "I believe
you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your
penis."

The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to 2 butts a
day."