I don't understand.  Was he doing something wrong?

I am sure some of the white knights thought that was an instructional video, not a joke.

so sad, but probably mostly true ........both played their parts well.

I already use all those stratagems with at least as much success as that guy. I need help with more advanced techniques, like threatening to post a bad review unless she gives me BBBJ, punching her if she refuses to visit the Islands,  and grabbing the envelope and running out the door when I'm done. That's real white knight stuff.

Did I get that right?