The thing that strikes me odd about the whole Tiger Woods thing and his gazillion affairs is that you wouldn't think he'd be all that great a lover.  I mean, he's trained his whole life to accomplish goals in the fewest strokes possible.

He is a rich athlete!  He doesn't have to be any good!

If he looks at a woman she starts taking off her panties!  

OK I'm a bit envious.

He must have been trying to perfect his technique then!  Probably for Elins benefit!