From the wacky side of our weekly board in review...

1) From the big board - it was reported in a poll from providers that about 1% of the people they see would be consider "good looking". This means approximately there are 99% of the Hobbyist out there that feel they are in that 1%....yeah I know it feels good to be a 1%er...
2) Rubber necking couldn't wait for the response on that one, bongs & car accidents yes, but come on folks I'm shocked that has not been tagged in sex everything else is, maybe we could start something: rimming when you get a bad batch or BJ and Daty when they have not cleanse in days = rubber necking!!!-yes it's stretch
3) Handles - I love all these handles or aliases that tells us about the postings, not sure if they are made up on the spot but there are so many good ones I can laugh at the handle before I even read the post. Look at me I'm a freaking Turtle what is cool about a turtle? What is up the peoples handles that is one letter off another persons handle never know if that person is having a fight with their alter-ego or if it is really another person? There's a million names to choose from, why does there have to be two 20 year NWA Captains who chose to take the same handle: learning to fly? If you have flown the airline we know that!!
4) Look who is on the porn board - (Angela Stone) who the heck is that, not that I would know many names? Is a porn star really better then a MSP top provider? I will let you know once those donation hit, to send 1Terrapin1 to visit a porn star...will report back?
5) Poll results from TER - who can put a price on HORNY....
6) Amber review ter#140053 very odd review, two past hobbyist who both had multiple reviews has seen this lady but the third person got held-up by goons? Very weird situation, not saying it didn't happen and if it did happen nothing worst in the world - but just odd on that last review he had no previous ones - don't know what to say? Vorlon caught on to this same issue?
7) Now that is fair? Two different pictures, two different names: maybe she a split personality, remember the movie Me, Myself and Irene? Everyone should be allowed to be two people!
8) Bend Over Sassy- I did try that and you were upside down? I then fell over and couldn't get up - hit my medical alert button around my neck and no one came? It then got dark and I tried my Clapper but it didn't work and I'm still in the dark?
9) Hi I'm new to this and looking for advice - My advice is run away why you can because every time I think I'm out they suck me right back in!!
10) Maurer MVP - Never knew there was a TER sport talk board, I believe I thought it was for only explayers trying to hook up with young Cheerleaders or young groupies. There is a whole entire TER world that exists that I just never knew about, but it makes me wonder TER and sport talk just doesn't seem right, almost UnAmerican, what is the target audience it just seems to be two different world colliding?



Funny Thanksgiving story: My family is sitting down to eat and my brother shows up fashionably late as usual as I am about to bite into my turkey leg, I look up and see him, and his date who is a well known area provider who I recognized immediately. At this point I bury my head into that leg and the other items on my plate, I'm eating like I have not eaten for seven days. All the while my brain is racing, while I'm thinking God let me wake-up from this dream. Next thing I know I'm getting hit hard in the back of my head (I'm trying to process all this in seconds in my head) the hit cause me to somewhat split out stuffing I'm apparently eating at this point. This snapped me out of my Private Idaho and I spun around to see who in the heck hit me, it was my Aunt Minni who was saying "Sonny Boy" you are being rude!! As it turned out they were doing introductions and it was my turn but I was in my own world trying to hide out. I jump up and extent my hand and almost used her "provider name" but caught myself as all eyes where now on me. I sit back down and my wife whispers to me "what is the matter with you" all I could think of is "I'm hungry"
The somewhat funny side of the story is that I have never met her but have seen her great pictures, fear and stupidity just over took me at this point! I believe during the visit I asked a dumb question when we were all talking about business and out comes from my pie-hole as I was trying to be polite "how your business". As soon as it came out I wanted to take it back. All in all the day went good from that point forward and she never knew - I THINK? She probably won't read this as I have never seen her post anything on the board? Just a funny story!!