If I would have found this article 6 months ago I might have been more than confused. Now I just raise an eyebrow. Thank you my hobby friends for making just that much more sexual.

I love the pig tailed butt plug.  A strange but unique collection, this gas mask didlo is quite the gadget.  I am a collector of toys. I'll bet you would enjoy the rammer, a 2- 1/2 hp fucking machine with a dual head, now there is a toy that will "scratch" your "itch".  Its great for you younger women because as long as there is power it is ready to go and go and go....well, you get the idea!....lol

...but I think some of these are kind of hot, and I have two of them in my house already! What can I say? I like dancing, bubble baths, and perversions of many kinds.

I got a giggle out of that one.

My mom would die lol.

And oh my goodness, Orca dildo!?

What is this world coming to.... SMH.

I think I better get back to MN soon before you get even too kinky for us normal dirty old men.

This is the one that scares the shit out of me.  It could make me obsolete, well there is the envelope. LOL

Nothing could ever make a sexy, handsome, warm flesh and blood man obsolete (regardless of an envelope!)  No machine is a good substitute and it doesn't kiss.  

Or DATY

I did have to wonder why more women don't have a vagina on one of their feet.  Strikes me as an eminently practical adaptation.

Oh my goodness, there is that too!  LOL  How could I forget!