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semi-hard2368 reads


I have some time this evenin fore I get on my flight at 8:30. Now I don't have a room but would like to see a willing lady about 6 or so close to the airpert. Please book a nice room.

GFE is my preferrance so I hope you are shouwered and ready to go when I get ther. I am willing, and more than able to pay, about $200 for an hour but if I cum too soon I am sure you will understand if I give you a little less:)

BTW, my teath are darn nere strait and I brushed em just last Tursday. I got my hare cut and I trimmed down below just fer you (It wernt easy cuz my belli kind of getz in da way). If that ain't enuf I clipped my nails and dug out all that black smelly stuff out from underneethe my tonails too. Im reddy fer anything girly!

PS: If you treat me like I'm yer daddy, you will receive a great review and your bisness will go boom!

PSPS: bring along a frend if you like to share!!

Yours truly
semihard

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semi-hard1535 reads

I got yer message Kimberlie2 but m havin a tuff time gettin thru. I think you fergot the rest of yer number. WTF..eom is that 983..366?? please send the rest as I think you and I could really mingle for the jingle!

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JustGopherIt1545 reads

Then read the "if I cum too soon, I'm sure you will understand if I give you a little less."  LOL.

Got a laugh out of me.....

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Pauper063833 reads

…but I got a chuckle out of it.

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narcisserotoid2367 reads

to the reality of some of the posts and reviews I've read on TER.  Good job!

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minn4evr1400 reads

... you had taken a little time to offer advice to the providers who have never heard of TER and don't understand the importance of reviews. The poor things need all the help they can get.

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macdaddy1944709 reads

this is the one that lives under the bridge..

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FFSHF941 reads

How iz ya? I thunk fer sher when them there revenoors gotcha ya by dat still in the woods, you were cooked fer sher,ya know? Betty Sue and Mary Loo, yer sisters, and Joe Bob, yer bridegroom from another muddier, will be so happy to see ya, dey will cook up some possum pie.....can't wait!!

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semi-hard1609 reads

Hiya cuz, Jeffro be commin? Last time I saw him we purt nere whore out that old jack-ass!

Posted By: signguy
How iz ya? I thunk fer sher when them there revenoors gotcha ya by dat still in the woods, you were cooked fer sher,ya know? Betty Sue and Mary Loo, yer sisters, and Joe Bob, yer bridegroom from another muddier, will be so happy to see ya, dey will cook up some possum pie.....can't wait!!

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FFSHF485 reads

When I sawed him last, he wasn't commin, but he shur nuff was breathing heavy!!

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Related Link: Down and dirty

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creativefunguy875 reads

hahahaha awesome!!

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