From our wacky board review:
1) Check out Icidemn reviews? - first I would like to say he has more once in a life time ratings and experiences then years I have been alive! The man is king among us queens - he has seen more 10 ladies then Carter has Pills! My source told me that this guy was Bill Clinton and he was comparing all these experiences to Monica? But new information and a higher placed and more reliable source has said he was wrong and the real guy is Tiger Woods, all his golf events seem to match the dates, reviews and places in question!!
2) Toys for Boys - I just have a hard time sitting and thinking about going to see a fine young lady with a silver bullet up my rear end? Having her hit a butten during our play time would just be too much, having the front and rear all shaking at the same time? What would happen if this extra excitement cause a movement, or maybe on the way over to meet her you hit the button by accident in car with your seat warmers on? What if the bullet went too far in and you had to go to the emergency room - try telling that one to the reception desk lady in a straight face and why it was there in the first place?
3) "Well Educated"in Providers ads - Why do some women say in their weekly ads they are well educated, do they think we are going to ask them to solve a mathematical equation, or are going to split some atoms during the session? Or maybe they think the smart guys are looking for a smart wife, who turns out to be smarter than we are? No ladies, I'm a idiot savant - no getting around that small fact, you will realize this ten minutes into our session; if you are that smart I will know and shut my pie hole. If you have to say you are smart, you probably are not!! Plus don't smart women always want a bad boy!!!
4) Where the heck is Becky and Jenny? Are they lost, maybe they don't want to be found. Could they be hiding out in a rock and roll band? My guess is: they will pop out of their gopher holes in due time. Becky is in N.Y. getting new action pictures that will fit on one small page on this board, and Jenny is staying with those folks from the Fargo movie - the ones with the wood chipper!
5) Foot and Hair Fetish - what is up with fetish week should this be left in the bedroom? The foot; better known as your dogs or paws is found below the ankle and is the lowest part of the body. Who knows what that part of the body got into down there or stepped on without looking? I don't see the attraction, it seems to have a foothold or footprint on some people, I like to be footloose on this subject and use a footstool next to my footlocker to rest my footsores on, while putting on my footpads. Although it seems to me, not to be a foothill to die on? The fetish does seem to have magical powers, I just don't fantasied about someone sucking my toes into their month. The hair fetish is just pathological transferring of sexual gratification from Mr Happy. Probably posted by a bald dude who lost his hair many years ago, lives and loves through the hair of others.
6) The year of Cock? Correction sister 2010 is the year of the Tiger which will start on Feb 14th. Now I know many of you are thinking how come Tiger Woods got a jump on this lunar year - I wonder that too? The sexagenary cycle is "Yang Metal"
How I'm sure there will be some sort of "Tiger" world plague.
7) Send your wife shopping weekend - Well I really was not sure if Mr. Notworthit was joking and just got jumped for no reason? Then I thought what if his wife was a shopaholic and suggesting that she go shopping would send her back into the cycle? Either way there was some great passion in this shopping thread. One thing I will have to say from one of the responsive is: I hate the statement of "Hookers" it is extremely disrespectful and has no place on the board. Beside this, the story was great, took on a life on it's own.
8) One of my little Dirty Secrets - Now Miss Termsofdelicious didn't your mom ever tell you; never to go out with holes in your undergarments, what is you were in a traffic accident?
9) References From Alantra and other providers not remembering a hobbyist - Come on, Alantra, how could you not remember me - Damn it man! I was the one with the penis. The good looking one, the 1%er of hobbyist. If they don't remember you, sorry to say you have more problems then I can express in this column.
10) Ant Recommendations? Is he really looking for those small bugs? Never heard of a caramel skinned ant - no one responded so I guess I'm not alone regarding this?????
11) From the Big Board - Santa's built a "HO" workshop and Nurses that wear Ganny drawers - WTF, where do they come up with this stuff. I don't even have to comment about it because I'm laughing just writing the headlines, too freaking funny.
12) Facts about Semen - 25 calories to a tablespoon, all the listed ingredients and health benefits. Eating the correct foods for good tasting cum? The best line of this thread - 5% of women are allergic to it - Now if this is true I don't know about other men but when I was dating 89.5% of my past girlfriends claimed to have this issue. - I guess I was one of the unlucky ones seeing the 5% of the female population...Right.....
About the Author:
Born in 1960 in Nepal and raised by Sherpa Monks. Mr Terrapin came to the states in 1972 and attended Sister Holy-Waters School for girls, completing only two years until it was uncovered that he was a male. Sent to a private school next for the well endowed, until it was discovered he was having relations with the Deans daughter. He finished his high school at Boys Town of French Lick. He served one short tour of duty "in country" until having been shot down in Mi Big Dong Valley at the age of fourteen.
Received his BS degree at an intense 48 hour online study program from "THE PHOENIX" worldwide web group. Achieved a Master degree from the Greek University of Aphrodite - Philotes. He is a noted author of such best sellers as: "Happiness is having a warm gun", Daddy go get your shotgun" and "Cum together - I thought I knew women".
