1)Camera – I have my One Shot, Xenia Sure Shot Camera after the photo session you just give the camera to the person you are shooting. I have back-ground lighting, backdrops, backgrounds, mirrors and some extra outfits. I go by the professional name: Count Dick Longfeller and for the price of the throw away camera will shoot any ladies and gentlemen for the hobby. No more need to see Francisco’Fuex Salvetora’at the art attack studio’s; if you can go 9.99 compared 599.00 why look back? I’m in focus, in tune, right side up, action shots, have a straight eye for the gay guy vision, speak three different languages and I can shot you on the beach, in the Space Shuttle or going down a Bobsled track without you ever leaving your home. I also have Gone with Wind, Driving Miss Daisy, 2001 Space Odyssey, Avatar and Star Wars outfits. Please give me a call!!
2)In the Legal Case McKristen Vs DH Rider – how could anyone in their right mind, pick sides, blasted one or the other, come on; everyone we were not present – now I have been a fly on the wall in a former life form, have super human hearing capabilities like Superman, can tell who is lying from: voice data, beady eyes and length of nose? I even can place my “other self” at the scenes of the crimes and events? I’m thinking maybe a cage match, bitch slap contest, mud wrestling, paint ball or some other combat situation to resolve the issue. All I know is I wasn’t there and don’t know – so blame me it’s my fault I had a one shot camera and should have offered?
3) Marie’s Abbreviations - ATF could mean:  A Titty Fondler, Attention To Flycatchers, Anal Tight Flanker, Amateur Thoroughbred Firebox, Alcohol Thirst Freak, Amazon Talk Fabian, Abandon They’re Frigid, Attitude Toward Farm-animals and Adult Taboo Flame….her latest one TDAF – Throw me Down And Fondle Me – can’t we just ease you down, does it have to be a firm throw, isn’t the taking enough, I mean getting funky is cool too? What about a possible fracture, staying upright, what no appetizers or why don’t we you just do it in road, no one will be watching us except mean Mr. Mustard: after all Paul is dead - I heard that backwards?

4) Everyone I just can’t keep up with all the NSNC’s, 411’s and Milf rounds. People I only have so many Mb’s in my big pea brain! Let’s agree some guys will cancel and not show-up at appointments so will some of the ladies. I’m having tears running down my cheeks at the moment that will fill the Grand Canyon, just ran around my couch with scissors, I’m searching for the dimension of my consciousness but I got lost, the pain I feel at moment for the disappointment of a cancelled appointment is almost too much to bare for one soul. Men think: the money that was lost or saved will set me back for at least one week, the stupid decisions I’m about to make with my second brain will cost me, my horn will not go away so I’m thinking fruits might do the trick (saw it in a movie).Ladies think: I hate that small penis hobbyist that didn’t show three times this month, great that is one hour of faking I’m never going to great back in my life, dodged a bullet he made me nervous, damn just put on my best outfit and shaved for nothing! OK, we have all been there, I have moved on – have you? I’m all 411 out, although gents where do you all keep coming up with all these ladies – impressive, but I work most days, don’t think about doing it 24/7; maybe 22/6; who makes all these girl – maybe God/Buddha – I keep thinking too many Eve’s put in front of us. Lord it must be good, the crew is getting too big; the peeps keep sucking me in; what’s a boy to do. Plus think about it; the lord made drugs to get bigger and to go longer like bunnies. I’m taking this all as signs from above to be explorers of the art of pleasure, the love goddess of man’s gratification to the end! No more surveys, the survey said NO!
5)Back from Mexico & I did not get laid – Miss Monroe what is wrong with Mexicans & Pesco's, I can’t be everywhere, can’t schedule, provide and pleasure you daily Plus isn't that a few vacations this winter, I’m stuck in a tent in the back yard with the dogs, you are not getting “any” in Mexico what is wrong with this picture? Kind regards your ex-Billy Bob Monroe!! PS I tried the daily thing it got me into a tent!

6)Con Artist on Backpage – jetFu2k5 – the poor guy is just letting us know he got taken and all he had left was wood! He gets blasted, mother of all that is good, hit the poor guy while he is down, chop him off at the knees, the dude got beat, sent down the road without a happy ending. You gave him hell for being on the fantasy channel BP or CL; again no nookie, what are you guys the Lion that needs a heart?

7)Time travel is pretty common in these circles –Vorlon – it’s possible I have done it with aliens (no not those undocumented US workers) space people!! There is a new movie about guys that travel in time in hot tub I don’t think that is true? Back in 1978, six years after I came home from the bush “in country”; the year I graduated from high school, (was in-country at 11, lied about my age and to get away from my Mom who tried to stop my Porn Star dream) I took a trip out to the desert with my friend Mercy Small Butt, while camping in the high Desert of Chihuahuan on my own personal Pilgrimage of discovery and of course after dropping some electric cool aid we were apprehended by what I will call space men? We were taken backwards in time and when forward (that is when I saw my vision quest of being a male gigolo) and we were dropped off within one hour of the adduction that seemed to last days in our minds. We may have forgot to set our watches but even today as I write this, the visions I saw and experienced were real and no it wasn’t the Vitamin A, people!!
8)Greenly – hasn’t the poor girl suffered enough – don’t know her, have not met her but people I vote to let her live. Please don’t stone (rocks, not smoke) her to death – give her a chance to “rock” your world. After the beating she has already taken, please turn at the crossroads of life and let the four winds blow her safety home again. Mother do you think she will drop the bomb? Based on Humanitarian reasons due to her recent move from the Isle of Wight she is just catching on to MSP customs! I like she is not shy about sticking up for herself – you go girl!!
9)Deliciously Fresh – disrespectful and irresponsible; to ANY proven well thought of, fine lady. Let it go Joe, nothing even funny I can think of, smelly boy!!
10)Your Tax dollars at work – yes I’m teaching a class, how people with small units (me) catch 10 inchers; because it has been proven more thoughts and brain cells are located there over 9½ inches. Once again the Man has developed ways to catch Johnny Saint (me) what else can go wrong. I don’t think my tax dollars should be used to catch me again, that is: if this were real but if it were – do you agree? It’s bad enough about the dead people in the night, the visions, the war, gigolo thing, small manhood, drugs and rock and roll, institutional gig, being afraid of clowns, sex addictions, Shemale time, Man at work, Asian Buddha discovery period and now I have to worry, again, about a trip to the big house – the grey bar inn. Please ladies who will come and visit me and give me good time – like Midnight Express???