"An Oklahoma City woman has pleaded no contest to charges of prostitution in which she agreed to exchange sexual favors for a case of Frito-Lay chips, The Oklahoman reports.

The newspaper says the woman, Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, told police that the client said he worked at Frito-Lay, but didn't have any money. Instead, he offered to pay with a $30 case of chips he had in the back of his car, and she accepted, according to the police report.

Smith was fined $1,142 in municipal court, the paper says."

CHIPS?? Seriously?  That's how they do it down in Oklahoma?  

~Jen

I have a bag of Old Dutch and the best onion dip you've ever tasted.  Make me an offer.

This  story is not  shocking to me.  "Lays -- betcha can't eat just one" !

is that some jackass would even have the balls to offer such a trade!

I'm starting to think TER should make people take IQ tests before allowing them to post.  

BBW's would barter sex for a case of potato chips?  

That's not only stupid, it's also insulting.    It would be unacceptable for me to make fun of you because you're obviously socially retarded.  

Why is it ok to make fun of peoples' bodies?

Who's the jackass, the one who offered the chips or the one who would actually have sex for a case of potato chips?

I bet you the cop let the guy go because he felt that anyone who would fuck someone that ugly had already suffered enough. roflmfao

Yes I am an uncouth asshole. Sue me. It's still funny as hell.

they are both jackasses.

it looks bigger with skinny girls.

I spend almost a third of my time in Oklahoma. It truly is a hobbying wasteland. I am so spoiled living in Atlanta and traveling to Latin America every two or three weeks I forgot what it's like to not have several beautiful women at my beck and call.

I guess I am going to have to forget about constant variety here and concentrate on finding a few quality ladies I can spend some time with. Going without for three or four days at a time is simply not an option. lol

hun, eat less if you don't like comments like that. It won't be insulting anymore I guarantee you. I'm attracted to more meat on the bones as well but there is freedom of speech here.

Let's all be careful with our generalizations, hmm? I am all for humor and non-PC jokes (I think the chip incident is pretty hilarious), but I think we can have fun without degrading anyone's body or making snarky fat jokes. We have a variety of women on this board and I think we are all quite beautiful regardless of our shape or size. Something for everyone, right?

Sorry for the confusion. I guess I wasn't as clear about where I was as I had thought. As I said in my post I spend about one third of my time in Oklahoma where the sex for chips incident happened. I have traded gambling chips for sex before, but never potato chips before. lol

Sorry if it appeared that I was dissing the women of MN. It was not my intention, even I am not a big enough asshole to diss the women of an entire state on their own board.

That's hillarious!!

Yeah really,

You don't see us ladies making fun of some of you gentlemen for having a hockey mullet & a dicky-do.
There's
No reason to shed hate on BBW's with that idiotic bust story.
Ladies are beautiful at ANY size IMHO

Could be that the street value was $60.  Still not such a good bargain unless she was a chip junkie and he caught her at the right moment.  lol

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