While wandering other boards in search of something interesting.  I  came across this review in NYC. The hobbyist used the words "pooper," "bowels," and "poop chute" when describing his greek experience.  I hope those were not his thoughts while touring the greek isles. Do these words get your juices flowing?

NOT!

YIKES!!

is apparently fond of such locutions.  A couple of reviews down he refers to "fucking her in her fine sh*t chute."  The reviews read like a bad porn story.  "Then she was begging me to fuck her HARDER ...."  that sort of thing.

To each hisown.

Comedy juices then yes, but not ideal for sexy talk ! *face palms*

I bet the most sophisticated reading he's ever done starts with, "Dear Penthouse, I never thought any of these stories were real until one day..."