How about my dog eat my appointment schedule, had to take my hamster to e-clinic, my boss called me into work, my wife just gave me sex, first time in two years and now I don't need it, I have a sore on my penis and ran out of tooth paste, my hot next door house wife came over and gave me a jump,too cold to ride my bike over, the cab never showed up, ran out of clean clothes, my jet aircraft got delayed in LA, my shows were on, gave up sex the third week of every other month, during every other leap year and that is today - my bad, My tent in back yard fell down, I was listening to a song on the radio and missed your exit sorry I'm in Iowa, My doctor called and said the test were positive,I got robbed on the way over and finally I'm still in jail because of Remy! The turtle has more but this should do for now!!!