folks were confused, so I am hereby filling everybody in on a new industry term: Smurfing. No, not like gerbilin' at all and nothing to do with Papa Smurf and Smurfette or spinners or blue balls... LOL.
Here is the definition from a great site that covers such topics: www.sexdictionary.com
smurf - v. Slapping someone in the face with your penis.
Notice that it is a verb. I think the term originated in England... not sure, but I have seen some pretty funny definitions of it. Old timers call it "d&ck good ol' slappin'". I think it was made famous by Marilynn Chambers or Annie Sprinkle... can't quite remember.
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