Ok, so you know the drill...and if you don't do some research!

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My TWSS moment for this week happened while making the bed with a HOT college girl.
Struggling to pull the sheets over the corner of the matteress, "Wow, that's tight."


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I can't wait to read yours!!

XO,
SG

This was me talking to myself while packing for my tour last week.

Quite literally, "That's what she said." LOL

It's good to be home where I KNOW things will fit!  haha.

"It squeaks when you bang it."

....why Star Wars will never be the same.

Underwear Dust
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.' Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'Charlotte,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She said,'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow.'

Barbara Streisand plays the role of Doris, a low-class character, who is an aspiring actress, model, and part-time prostitute (with, of course, a heart of gold). George Segal is Felix, the unlikely love interest in the film. At one point in the movie, the forlorn Felix happens upon an X-rated theatre showing one of the pornos in which Doris appears. (It's worth renting the movie just for the scene with Segal and the Asian actor who plays the ticket seller in the box office.)

We watch Felix as he watches the porno. He's replused yet transfixed. The soundtrack from the porno within the movie goes something like this:

What's that thing? Oh, Oh, what's that thing?

What are you gonna do with that thing? What are you gonna do with that thing?

You can't do that with that thing! You can't doing that with that thing!!

Oh, oh, you can do that with that thing! You can do that with that thing!

You're doing that with that thing! You're doing that with that thing!

Oh, oh, oh... Do that with that thing!!! Do that with that thing!!