I shouldn't give the peanut gallery the pleasure because I can already hear the snickering, but I will just so I can vent and ask a question or two. (Keep in mind I am a massage guy.  Not FS.)

Of course you are right, providers (message or fs) should know that they are not able to give you the kind of session you expected when you made the appointment, while they deal their monthly cycle.

It happened to you and not me😂

As for why they do it, they want the $$ and they want it now.  Long term thinking isn't what they do.  Hopefully your next choice will work out as you desire.

I understand your frustration but the majority of massage girls aren't in it for the long haul.  Weeks, possibly months and it's all about the money and then, poof, they are gone.  If you were in direct contact with 2 of them then ask them why they didn't tell you that Aunt Flow was in town for a visit.  It appears that the only thing you didn't receive during 2 of your sessions was nudity.  Assuming these were first time visits for you were you expecting FIV and DATY?

Wasn't expecting DATY or FIV, but they're  nice options to have  on the table.  But there was no nude as promised. Plus, every now and  then  when they are standing in certain ways or are in certain positions, let's just say the olfactory lobes get stressed.

In a good way or bad?😠

Just put in ad . " My "  door will be locked from the 20th - 23rd every month

If only it were that simple...and regular lol.

butt he gets the budussy experience instead.  Poor performance merits demerits.  Don't be the typical cuckolded client.  Review the hell out of it.  If you showed up fresh as a daisy and got the bait and switch fuck around then commit it to record so mongers know to pay more expect less.

I was very new to the hobby and I scheduled with a well known provider.  She was the second provider I had visited and this would be my second visit with her and I was really looking forward to it.  On the flip I became a bit bolder and let my hand slowly caress her inner thigh (she was nude) and up to her flower and WTF I feel a string but also tape, like packing tape.  Since I had other things on my mind I didn't think much of it or ask her about it.  Obviously I Knew her Aunt was in town but the tape threw me off.  Later I assumed the tape was there to keep wandering fingers away but also trap any potentially unpleasant odors.  Ladies, is that a common technique used in the biz?

Funny? No it's not.  

I can laugh at the situation since it happened to me.  There is a lot worse that happens and it's usually the client that is doing it; falling asleep, or no,t and farting, shitting on the table.  And those were just massage girl stories.....
By the way, no names were mentioned to me.

Agreed.  Reviews lose half their value if all we here is the good experiences.

couple won't allow.  ;(

....shit on the sheets next time this happens to me. But I'd  hate to live with the new nick name ....not to mention would  probably  get  blacklisted

My 2 regular providers know what I expect from them and they let me know its not a good time to see them and I know what they mean, I remember these dates and know not to try to see them during that week.