Puck, my ex-wife lives in Siren, want her phone number? LOL

She has a similar nasty temperament, but more like a nasty northern pike.
Her teeth are a bit flatter.
She doesn't have as many scales.
Her tail is bigger than the walleyes, but she has that similar smell.

OH lord, please forgive me for saying............

Who'd have thought?

Guess you'll have to jog on over to Minneapolis,  get your happy on over here.  Plus, I do owe you that beer.

Pickings are kinda slim here

I bet you'd find a few in Intercourse, PA.

How far is Siren from St. Paul?

filleted you.

I'll keep an eye out, but in truth you've just described most of the women I've seen since i got here.

The horror!

you know the words to every song thats ever been written!  how long you going to be in the barren land?   You going to have to do the 5 knuckle shuffle tonight.....poor guy!!!

if you have a vehicle or if you can convince someone to drive to you on a holiday weekend....  

Hinckley, MN is about 1 hour from you.  There is a gal there by the name of CC.  I do not know anything about her or what her reviews are like cuz I am limited VIP. But you can check her out.

And, Duluth is 1 hour 42 minutes away and there are several ladies there.

And, Mpls is 1 hour 40 minutes away and there are all sorts of ladies here.

Good luck and hope you get that itch scratched soon!!

Hugs, Belinda

Just have a beer or two and stare very hard at that Walleye you catch and.......

Puck you should be able to find what you want on the lakes in and near that town because of what the town is named after.  Now that's a bit of TER trivia.  Who knows the answer?  I do know one intelligent, gorgeous, redheaded lass out there in TERland who'll know in an instant!

Shame I won't make it to MN - but I'll try to make it up in Chicago next week.

if you recall your Homer, the Sirens teased but never delivered.

Ahanna.

meaning, she is gorgeous, intelligent and has wonderful reviews, so definitely delivers!