Minnesota
Who wants to explain this one to me...
Check out this ad on TCU for "Nubia & Kristina". It reads:
4 hands
2 ladies
1 Sensual Swedish Style Massage
Just one lady available
Even George W. could realize there's something fuzzy about that math. Maybe it's riddle? Like the 2nd lady isn't really a lady at all...
Oops, trying link again.
-- Modified on 12/19/2005 7:31:31 PM
It's one girl that is the SIZE of two girls, and she has 4 hands to hold out for money, tips and up-sells (which leaves only one hand for a half-ass massage)- I don't get a good "vibe" when I look the expression on her face in the pics...... "Haughty eyes" are a dead give-away to troubles ahead!
Maybe the future inmate in her belly massages you though her abdominal lining while she goes about her business. Maybe that was a mean thing to say. Kinda gross too....Well Merry Christmas everyone!!!!
I laughed so hard when I read your post that it hurts to breathe!
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