Well now…..did the winds of Minneapolis blow off your deck/patio furniture last night? They did mine. So in taking the lead of Mother Nature’s deed, I’m offering to blow off your “deck” and do the clean-up work. I also offer standard “Y”ard services with easy access. Please see the performance reviews of the quality my workmanship.
I’m offering an end-of-the-month special. The special is 50 off my standard rates. My standard rates are shown on my link to my Eros ad below. Additionally and as a part of the special I will once again offer a half-hour rate of 200. The half-hour rate is for the special only, and is not subject to the 50 off. Those of you whom I’ve had the pleasure of my clean-up services before are naturally grandfathered in at the rate that you had before.
My clean up services are offered between 9 AM and 10 PM through Sunday. Working hours do not include when the Vikings will try-try again against the Patriots, nor will they include the time when little gremlins come rapping and tapping at our respective chamber doors.
Mild screening will be required. For those who don’t know the drill, it includes reference checks. If I already know you, then a simple phone call will do. If I don’t know you already, then please send an email to get things started.
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