I saw this in my travels this week. It was on a sign in front of a paint store. If they only knew... But maybe they do

"Escort service available."

Wow and I thought it was crazy enough with all the signs asking for money for food or rent lol

Driving through Hooker, Texas, this Spring on highway 54 on the east side of town there's another sign giving directions to near by towns and an arrow pointing to "Beaver." You can look it up.