Escorts on E-bay.... my strange idea

So, sitting in front of my computer for the past hour, I realized...E-bay is extremely addicting!! And so I came up with this off-the-wall idea of mine. This is just off the top of my head and I haven't taken a ton of time to dwell on the details, but it seemed like it would be fun... I'm going to auction off my time this weekend on "TER-Bay"!!  
(*Room goes silent as many bewildered eyebrows are raised, thinking that this woman has completely lost it*)

Here is how this is going to work....I think.... somewhat similar to E-bay rules:

* I'm going to post some estimated times and dates to be bid on (see below). These will be adequately spaced out to allow as much flexibility as possible for the actual times. Obviously the highest bid wins that time slot. Tied bids go to the first bidder.

** Bidding for each available time slot will expire 24 hours before the actual appointment to allow the winner time to confirm and plan ahead for the date. You will be notified promptly via e-mail in the event of being outbid, and notified 24 hours in advance if you are the winner. (YES I will be diligently hawking my e-mail)  

*** You are bidding on a one hour date, bidding begins at $200. Since my regular rate is $300, I'm 110% positive it won't be going any higher than that. LOL Bidding will be done in $5 increments. (I.E. A bid if $210 can not be outbid by $211 or $210.01) If you wish to schedule a longer date, a proportionate discount will be applied depending on the winning bid.

**** If you are new to me, as always, screening is required. Bids will not be accepted until you have been verified. Visit the contact section of my website for screening options, and provide the necessary information with your bid.

***** DO NOT BID unless you plan to follow through with the appointment - no rain checks.

The following times are available for bidding- times are estimated and not exact, if you are the winner, you may schedule your one hour date anytime within the noted time frame.  Be sure to note which time you are bidding on when contacting me.

Friday -   (3pm - 6:30pm)     (8pm - 11pm)  

Saturday -   (11am - 2pm)     (3:30pm - 6:30pm)     (8pm - 11pm)  

Sunday -     (11am - 2pm)     (3:30pm - 6:30 pm)     (8pm - 10pm)              

Ok then, this should be interesting....