Oldie but still a Goodie!!


One Payday Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O'Honey.
So he took Miss Hershey back in the Power house on the corner of Clark & Fifth Ave.
He began to feel her Mounds and that was sure Almond Joy which made his Tootsie Roll.
He let out a Snicker and his Butterfingers went up her Kit Kat and caused a Milky Way.
She screamed "O Henry" and squeezed his Zagnuts.
Miss Hershey said you were even better than the Three Musketeers.
Soon she was a bit Chunky.
Nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.