There were these three hillbillies sitting on the porch, just killing time when one said,  “Ma wifes so stoopid, she bouht ah areconditioner, we got no lectricity!”

The second hillbilly exclaimed!  “Shoot, ma wifes evin dummer.  She bouht ah washer, we got no plumin!”

Finally the third hillbilly chimed in, “Ha (slapping his knee), ma wifes sooo dang stoopid!!  I was lookin in her purse and found all dees condoms, she got no pecker!!