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Appearance
real -photo-Yes                              photo accurate Yes, sad but true
build -Buda Belly                        height                 5'6" - 5'8"
ethnicity -Way White                      Transsexual       Only when Pegged
age 50 - 105                              Junk size        3-4 erect
hair color Gray                               Junk girth        Ball Park Frank
hair type Buzzed                      Junk implants No, cock rings, tongue depressors & tape  
hair length-None                      Junk appearance Old n saggy
piercings None                              tattoos                Face
Junk -Groomed short

Services offered
massage Uglies to Privates                           massage quality Eh…
sex No, Oral only give/receive                          s&m                Light
blow job Yes please                                         cum in mouth        Yes a must
touch junk Yes - Duh                                         lick pussy                Yes, see above
kiss Yes -With TOO MUCH Tongue                 anal                         Well…??
two girl action-Yes, see Bucket list                 bring second Hobbyist-Ahhh…no
two guys at a time Hell NO                         full, no-rush session Yes/no/sometimes
multiple pops allowed-At my age???                 rimming                 Give and give and give
squirt Barely                                         allow film/picture Only if posted on FB Page
female condom Too BIG for junk

Appearance- 2-Fugly
Performance- 3-Eventually
Attitude- FN' FUN
Atmosphere- Smokey  

Thanks
Kram