We all know what happens when you guys hunker down in your bunker.  

Your rocket can get backed up, causing undue stress leading to wet dreams, and inappropriate pre-launch position.

Find a good fox hole, gather your ordinuts and take that heat seeking, moisture missile to the appropriate professional.  

XoXo
Saddamy

This is a little off topic, but now that you mention spud launchers...

Here's a site that clearly illustrates the differences in the sexes.  Most boys will laugh, most girls will think it's sophomoric at best.