Minnesota

So, is this ad just an attempt to be different or does it really mean something?
vorlon 119 Reviews 1702 reads
posted

Does "All Natural Ladies" mean no breasts implants?
No tattoos?
No piercings?
No shaved or trimmed pussies?

Or is the whole ad just an attempt to be different than the typical ad but really doesn't mean anything?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Personally, what caught my eye was the "Spend what you can" phrase. I wondered does that mean we can set our own rates? :)

But then I saw farther down, call for rates.  Oh well.  Good thing  didn't get my hopes up.

typically that meant: Full bush no trimming or shaving...

Sperm-Donator983 reads

We should make sure those condoms are brand new.

I actually do recycle all of my trash, when I am touring.  
That can be complicated, when a lot of states/cities are not recycling-friendly.  
Sometimes, I have to bring plastic, glass, metal, and paper with me, so I can drop it off for recycling at the next city I am in.

There are some places that have "green hotels," like Austin, Texas.  
I hope those kind of hotels pop up in other cities.  

There is also sex toy recycling:  http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/02/how-to-go-green-sex.php

I even bought a battery-less, hand-crankable vibrator!   :O

And, I sometimes use organic, natural lube, when it's available.  

I have thought about mentioning how "green" I am, in my ads, but I don't really think that's why the guys are here.

I guess you all are right.   An "all natural" provider can mean a lot of different things.

I suppose they both have their LEED certifications.  I've heard that's pretty spendy.
They actually both look pretty nice!  Battery driven?

Well, all natural could mean what you said, nothing but what God gave them to work with.  I have always interpreted it as no plastic surgery.  It might be interpreted to mean no shaving I suppose, although I think most guys prefer it at least trimmed.  

I think we all know what going "green" really means for hookers.  Kinda funny too because almost all "green" products on the market today cost more than the ordinary stuff.  Or maybe it means that they are all about saving the planet and against cutting trees down so no new wood only old wood is allowed.  Or maybe it means being conservative and nothing should go to waste or get "spilled".  lol.  

But the pick your rate thing is kinda interesting.  Maybe this could be the inspiration for a new way for them to market.  Sort of like priceline where you bid your own rate for hotels.  The way it works, for those who may not know, its that you first select your general area, then the star-level from 1 star to 5 stars, and then your bid rate.  So the guys would log in to a web-site, and bid what they can afford and the minimum level they want, and then the system picks the best rated girl at that level or better that is willing to accept his bid.

Register Now!