since this was brought up, anyone know a provider who talks dirty and is into smurfing?

I thought I knew all the terms.. what is smurfing?

Doing it until you're both blue in the face????

Is it like Gerbiling, but done with a little blue person instead of a furry rodent?

glad to see everyone is as lost as me

...Papa Smurf, Smurfette and a couple of Smurf-bucks. I could be wrong, though.

Hey Smurf, sing me a song by Old Blue Eyes!!!
Let's try not to confuse everybody too much there WebSlaveDude!!!

sheesh, I am always amazed when I know a term that know one else seems to know.  This is the boring definition from the
www.sexdictionary.com

smurf - v.
Slapping someone in the face with your penis.

Notice that it is a verb.  I think the term originated in England... not sure, but I have seen some pretty funny definitions of it.  Old timers call it "d&ck slappin'"