Same guy walks into a bar and orders 10 martinis, slamming them down. Bartender says "wow, I've never seen anybody drink like that. You must be celebrating". Guy says "yep, just had my first blow job". Bartender says "well have another one, on the house". Guy says "no thanks, if I can't get the taste out of my mouth after 10 martinis, one more isn't going to help".
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