So I sent her an email - twice now - and no response. Is she a real person, some sort of bot, or WTF??

Her and Catherine are vying for Den Mother status, I think Its a power trip thing where they get off being the "Expert " on everything

Morgan is generally very responsive, she could be out of town. And BTW Dave, Morgan and Catherine DO know alot
about this world and I would love to serve as a Scout in their Den!

Most providers and massage girls do not respond to emails with explicit details. Did you say something wrong by accident?
Morgan is known for being very timely in her emails. Good luck.

Morgan is one of the most reliable people you will find in this business.  She has always responded to my E-mail very quickly.

Well, last Thursday morning her post here said, in part, "Ok, I'm going to step out on a limb here and offer erotic massage to you guys, for a limited time..." I sent her an email within a few hours of her posting,so if she left town, it was in a damn hurry.

Seems like I just move on to any one of dozens of other providers (which I already have), but I just thought others would like to know what Morgan's style SEEMS to be. If there's an explanation, fine, I understand, but things seem an AWFUL lot like she just has a strange way of treating people.

There have been a couple of emails that I have not answered because they were asking things I don't like.  I have answered all the emails from over the weekend that were in my mailbox as of this morning.  On the weekedays I have a lot more time to get to emails in a timely matter, on weekends it's touch and go with me.  

Thank you to you guys who know me (because I have been around for YEARS), and know my real reputation.  You guys are the true gentlemen on these boards.

Those with all the negativity, don't even bother emailing me because I prefer to surround myself with positive people.

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Here is my email message, in its entirety:
"I am interested! I need incall, not outcall, and would appreciate a couple of photos...

Thanks
Tom"

Your original message DID say "Email me with questions or for photos", so is there anybody out there in their right mind who could tell me what might possibly be offensive about my message?

Classy providers at least have the courtesy to respond and say that they aren't interested.

I don't know what to tell you.  If that is indeed what you wrote both times, then I would have replied.  Maybe you emailed the wrong address? If you are using TER's system, I am not a member so I would not receive the message.  My email address is [email protected]

I'm not trying to please you though.  It sounds to me now that I probably wouldn't want to deal with you anyway because of your attitude in these posts. (And you probably don't want to deal with me either.)  So, consider this as "I am not interested in your business."

I am classy...always have been...always will be.

One liner emails usually come from guys that are not always worth meeting.  Since Morgan has been around awile most likely she has found that the guys who send her a wonderful request and introduction usually were the best appts.  Your email may have just come across( by accident in your case) as someone who was only looking for a couple of pics to jerk of to, rather than someone who is acutally interested in seeing her.

What would have been a better email?

Hi my name Tom Jones,

I read that you are offering massage for a  limited time and I would be interested in seeing you. The best time for me would be Thurs at 5am(wink) and I would of course prefer that I come to your location.

I am a longshoreman and I am back visitng me momma(wink again)for the week and hope that I can see you before I have to leave to go home to Alaska.  I have been a longeshorman for 15years and I am missing several important body parts and there are not very many pretty girls in our parts that offer quality theraputic massage. I really hope our schedules will cordinate.

If you need refrences, I have seen Cinderella, Snow White, and Little Red Riding Hood. They are all based here in Minneapolis and I saw Cinderella(612-333-0000) and Snow White([email protected]) over Easter.  They both should remember me because they did a twosome with me in my mums garage(beacuse my room was messy).  Red Riding Hood(652-775-8976)would also remember me bacause she fell in love with my chilly willy and all my big muscles, but that ended becuase I had to go home to Alaska. I would prefer you didnt' contact her beucase I wouldnt want to hurt her feelings that I like other pretty girls besides her.

I am 6-11 and 235lbs. I have dark hair and dark eyes. I am 36 years old. If there is any more infomation you need to feel comfortable do not hestiate to ask. I am really looking forward to meeting you.

Tom Jones
My contact info

Personal emails seperate you from the rest of the sheep and make you more of a person than just another email address.
A girl can tell alot about you by the way you choose to contact her.  Do some emails get overlooked? Yes all the time. You could always try try again

Couldn't have explained email etiquette better myself!

-- Modified on 10/5/2005 11:58:35 AM

A recent email in my inbox!

WOW!! I HAVE CONTACTED YOU IN THE PAST I WILL TRY AGAIN. I HAVE REFERENCES. I AM JOHN I AM 6'180 BLACK HAIR BROWN EYES,A SOLID THICK 9" DRUG AND DISEASE FREE. I AM SEEKING A GREEK ENCOUNTER I AM ABLE AND VERY WILLING TO ACCOMADATING WHATEVER YOUR FEE WOULD BE FOR OUR TIME SPENT TOGETHER. PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
THANKS!
TAKE CARE,
JLS
Are there girls that actaully take the time to respond to emails like this?
This is  yet another great way to become appt challenged!

-- Modified on 11/12/2003 9:15:41 AM

Sorry, I didn't realize my email was supposed to look like a resume. Seems to me a girl could respond to a brief email seeking whatever info she wanted before divulging any particular details.

Things sure have changed one whole hell of a lot in this hobby since I started dabbling over 20 years ago. Just like society - everybody demands that everybody else kiss their ass. Not my style.

Believe it or not there are still girls who could care less you who are,what you look like, or what your resume is, as long as you have the cash and you will be out in a flash...go find your girl. Thank goodness for variety!
City pages might be a good place to start...Good luck!

My thoughts exactly!  Submitting a resume and cover letter just to schedule a massage, of all things, is utter bullshit!

Some providers sound more like they are interviewing guys to date from one of those matchmaker sites.  That’s all fine and dandy, but guess what?   Those girls don’t charge for their services.  The whole reason most guys PAY an escort is so they can skip all the games and get right to the good stuff.  Next thing you know the locals will be requiring that each new client take them out on several dinner dates before they offer FS!

I guess providers can make clients jump through as many hoops as they like, but you reach a point where it’s not a hell of a lot different process than getting some from non-providers!  Why would a guy want to jump through all the regular dating hoops and then pay an additional surcharge for fun time?!  No wonder the traveling providers are so popular around here these days!

So, let me get this straight.  If you just ask for basic info about their schedule and rates, you’re an asshole.  You need to get personal.  But it has to be personal in a way the provider likes.  Every provider’s style is different, so you should do lots of research, and construct an in-depth personality profile on a provider before submitting any email correspondence.

Kittykatgurl, for example, loves to hear about threesomes, but will give you the boot if you mention Greek.  She also wants to hear about all your body parts except your dick.  And for God's sake, don’t mention you’re endowed. That will set off her BS detector, ‘cause Lord knows all hobbyists have little ones.  Give me a break!

You shouldn’t have to walk on glass just to get a little basic info.  I personally like to keep things basic and discrete.  If our schedules don’t match, the general incall location is too far for my liking, or I think the rates are too high, then nothing else really matters anyway, because I won’t be making an appointment.

I think a lot of providers are forgetting who’s the client.  I can’t imagine any other business person operating the way some provider do.

-- Modified on 11/12/2003 10:46:23 PM