The closest I got was a friend's niece. I've only met her a handful of times in two decades at BBQs but she had a distinct spider tattoo that I liked. From the friendly after activity talk I don't think she knew who I was...

Was out in Vegas a few years back and felt like some companionship.  Looked through a couple of sites and settled on a tall brunette stunner.  The usual negotiations ensue and she comes to my room.  After a couple of drinks, she asks to check my ID and got kind of a weird look on her face before handing it back and settling the bill which made me a little nervous but....

We had an awesome time and after couple more cool-down drinks she, out of the blue, asks if I knew her mom because I'm from her hometown and our last name is just unique enough to ask.  Turns out.......her mom was my cousin.  Her dad and my dad had a falling out when we were young so it was literally 30+ years since I'd seen my cousin after they moved away.  Looking at old pics I see the resemblance, but would never have guessed.

I was completely freaked at first, but she decided to stay, drink and chat which turned into a really awesome night with another round of fun.  She ended up staying over because we were hammered and it was really late.  One quicky in the shower before breakfast and we said our goodbyes.

Completely fun, but slightly weird at the same time and I kind of want to call her again when I'm in town....