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She wouldn't allow FS because I was too big (eom)
DJ! 2 Reviews 1189 reads
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1 / 17
Re: What is your most annoying phrase to read in a review: mine is....

"VIP's read on" Really, ya think should?

Diana Lane See my TER Reviews 843 reads
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2 / 17
She wasn't the girl in the photo, but I stayed anyway. Lol. eom


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rambleon1 200 Reviews 1773 reads
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3 / 17
What is your most annoying phrase to read in a review: mine is....

"Treat her nice guys." Arghh! WTF, I'm gonna be mean for the hell-of-it??? What annoys you most?

belindabell See my TER Reviews 857 reads
posted
4 / 17
"she's not my usual type but I thought I'd try her out"

Usually is a sign of nothing good about to be written....and a bad performance score.  And since she's not is usual type, probably not her fault!!!   RRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG   Why you guys do that?

BunnyPhallus 754 reads
posted
5 / 17
"Treat her nice"

I agree. Just stupid.

inquiring.mind 2039 reads
posted
6 / 17
Her reviews weren't too great, but I thought ...

What, you thought she would change just for you? Because you're so sexy, maybe?

Generally followed by expressions of great indignation when the session is not stellar.

Posted By: ldm51560
"Treat her nice guys." Arghh! WTF, I'm gonna be mean for the hell-of-it??? What annoys you most?

dulldick 1246 reads
posted
7 / 17
"She must have had 5 or 6 o's"

Or, "You could tell she wanted me in there".  lol!  Man have a got a lot of swamp land in Florida to sell to you guys...

OsRUs!! 2360 reads
posted
8 / 17
some of us really do have 5 or 6 O's! eom


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happy39guy 23 Reviews 1064 reads
posted
9 / 17
"I flipped her over" and "I think she enjoyed see me again"


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OhhReally 1851 reads
posted
10 / 17
Who was I to say no?

She asked me to xyz and "who was I say to say no?"

riffrandel 2 Reviews 1383 reads
posted
11 / 17
"Unfortunately, I started thinking with my little head..."


741512th 34 Reviews 1418 reads
posted
12 / 17
Slightly off topic, but a common annoying phrase

"She gave me a great message."  Was the message verbal or written?  Fortune cookie or telegram perhaps?  

I'm a master of the typographical error, but when the reviewer raves about the "message" six times, it ain't a typo.

SugarTaint 1607 reads
posted
13 / 17
With each orgasmic wave, her uncontrolled farting crescendoed,

filling the still night air with her aural assault and feral fragrance.

Really?! TMI

oleoneeye 152 Reviews 1993 reads
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14 / 17
She wouldn't allow FS because I was too big (eom)


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vorlon 119 Reviews 1314 reads
posted
15 / 17
I'd ask you where you read that

But on second thought I really don't want to know.

741512th 34 Reviews 927 reads
posted
16 / 17
Variant: She wouldn't allow FS because I was too big (eom)

She started to get sore because I was so big

or

After an hour and a half of steady pounding (yeah, right), she started to get sore.

mikeinmn 36 Reviews 1304 reads
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17 / 17
ROFL!!!! Wait, were you serious!?! EOM


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