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She uses Kate Upton pics!

The stuff she wrote on her website is also rather rude and makes a lot of sweeping assumptions about other (particularly older) women..

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Albeit rude, I can say it tracks with my experience. It is not often someone will ostensibly mention an illegal act in their ad. Can't put your mouth anywhere or anything in anywhere, I might as well stay home and perfect my technique at that price!

Lol. I noticed the very descriptive use of language too- describes exactly what she will/will not do. Obviously someone who doesn't understand that *any* sexual contact- including happy endings- are illegal and something that someone can get arrested for.

In your "old" age: being a heavy, out of shape, domineering old hag that has no interest in sex, let alone STEAMY, EROTIC sex, LOL!

Guess what? You're amazing now, but with candid honesty I say you will only get better and better.  

That ad was very entertaining. I liked your comments, thank you!

Peace,

Astrid

I can hardly wait! Please teach me how to be a shrew as soon as I hit the appropriate age!

Posted By: LadyAstrid
In your "old" age: being a heavy, out of shape, domineering old hag that has no interest in sex, let alone STEAMY, EROTIC sex, LOL!  
   
 Guess what? You're amazing now, but with candid honesty I say you will only get better and better.  
   
 That ad was very entertaining. I liked your comments, thank you!  
   
 Peace,  
   
 Astrid

Sailana468 reads

...... as she claims she looks like Jen Lopez or Eva Mendez, then posts pics of Kate Upton.

If she REALLY looks like Jen or Eva, why not post some real pics and block out the face, which she clearly knows how to do?

Anybody wanna bet she doesn't look anything like Jen Lopez, or Eva Mendez, or especially Kate Upton?

You mean that this is not real?? :-)

I saw an ad a year or so ago that actually used Upton's pics with the face revealed.  But both she and this one probably got calls.

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