Recently there was a thread about ATF’s, with a lot of good (serious) posts.  In this post, I propose we take the whimsical approach, and talk about how we “just know” that we’re our provider’s/hobbyist’s ATF.  I’ll start:

I know I’m my provider’s ATF because…

• She calls me “honey,” “luv,” and “sweetie.”  I'm sure she doesn't do that with other guys!
• Indeed, she even calls me “God” (“OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!”).  (Ditto about other guys.)
• She tells me she came 16 times in 20 minutes.  
• She takes all her clothes off for me.  She says she doesn't do that for other guys.

I’ve run out of good lines, but you get the idea.  So, how do YOU know you’re someone’s ATF?  ☺


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Old Guy, you are slipping!  Why my ATF says I make her feel like a porn star.....one continuous O for an hour....   LMAO!!!   (Thanks for the thread, we need a good laugh, it IS Monday!!)

Ok, lets start...

She says:

"You've been around the block a few times"....

"Oh my f'n god, you're good at that, s*&t!!"

"Oh s*&t!! Oh JC,, s*&t,....OH,OH,OH,M,M,M,M,M,M...AH,AH, AH..... WOW!!! Thank You!!!"

And of course, "I can't wait to see you again, I had a GREAT time."

Yup, I'm her ATF.

Just kidding of course..... maybe..

I'm speechless & you owe me a new keyboard!

...she passes out and I end up spending the rest of the hour watching TV. (limit the applause guys)

she asked ME to loan her money.

"I'll pay money to the woman who taught you how to do that!!!"

I know I'm my provider's ATF because when I'm with her, all of a sudden my average-size penis is "big," "huge," and "thick!"

It's either the air in her place, magic, or she needs a better eyeglass prescription.

Still, a man can dream, can't he?

She asked me to GIVE her money.

Tells me he can take care of me.

Says he's never met a woman like me.

Every time we're together he repeatedly compliments my beauty.

He tells me all about his family, pictures included.

He tells me I'm the best he's ever had!


You get the idea.

She told me I'm her favorite.....

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