1)TinEye I put my photo into the Tineye and it came back as two different male providers? The first reviewed one preferred older mature ladies with excellent reviews (8 & 9) who had excellent lasting powers and was able to get up for the game multiples times. The other review had one that was rated only if you are drunk and another one review stated I would rather see John Candy and he has been dead for four years, his guy made me feel cheap? I do not trust this new Tin Eye For The Straight Guy in the sky tool. I may have been a male provider (M for W) but that was 10 years ago in my Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo self discovery time period of my life. I never was this other provider who was called John Candy, but still I was quite the hit in Pecker, Idaho in the over 55 crowd, but that was then and his is now and the Tin-man Blind Eye may not be the most accurate or up to date?
2)So that everyone is aware OK here we go with the spy talk again? What the heck is this person asking or advising? It sounds like the Man has gotten in the door and is posing as a reviewer with some reviews in the system, this could be a problem? Yes, this is the world of make believe, no one in their right mind would take anything I have to say, as the word of any Lord? Mr. Lawman please do not pay attention to anything I say; Im under court ordered care, so what are you going to do, when they come for you Bad-boy? I live, along with everyone else, on this board in this sexual imaginary world of dreams in our heads, none of this stuff is anywhere near close to the truth! Spy talk there is a mole, poser among us, red alert be on the look out for someone with just 2-3 reviews see the conundrum? This story takes another bizarre turn and paranoia will be over-taking this board with this mystery man ED, how did he break the code, which LE department is he from, who is he after, who is next, Im already looking over my back, I think I was followed today, this cant be good I will probably sing like a canary once put under the bright lights (I cant be caged man), yes I know where the bodies hit the floor!
3)Do you miss me: That is a question that travels deep inside of me, I ask myself; self do you have a feeling of lost, abandoned, dispose of, ditched, or deserted I ask again Self what do you feel, is there a void deep inside your soul and the answer came backI dont even know you, so Im not sure a connection can be made for a true missing of someone unless you know them and have meet them? Your reviews are great and the pictures outstanding, but Im still stuck on that missing thing? Plus, why does some of these great ladies ask for a two hour minimum appointment heck in two hours of action I could be dead, been to heaven and back again before the my make believe date is over? Now I do like the 200.00 dollar off thing on 8 12 hour visits, heck that lowers our time from 3,000 make believe dollars to 2,800 dollars of Monopoly money. Those who read this weekly review understand I live in a tent; and the 2800 monopoly dollars is my living expenses for three months. What would we do in 12 hours, I only have enough talking material to fill up about two hours, 10 hours of action sounds good from the side lines but in reality not sure how many times the little soldier can go into battle? How about 6 hours of action and 3 hours of cleaning the house, 2 hours laundry and 1 hour of makeup sex? I do not think sleeping should be part of the 12 hours; this strikes me as more of a one on one activity, kind of like masturbation!!! Stay away we are under seize from Ed?
4)Really Wet now Durt-E wrecked it for me, so now Im going to have to inquire is this pee or excitement juice that lubricates your body with pre-cum? How do you think this conversation should be started without pissing off any fine ladies...something like hey did you just pee in your panties? But remember, Im really not there because this is all make believe but if I WAS there that is what I would ask? I could have a little test kit on me and up the sample into a tube and if it turns red it is pee, if it turns Blue it is pre-cum and if it turns Green Im pregnant and due in six months!!
5)Tattooed Asian girl ok why is she posting on this board, Nago8 is quite upset by these actions? Yes, her blog contains a lot of anger toward Mr. Nago; she goes into great detail of her perfect date with Nago? Now, all the rest of us just hate seeing pictures of a fine looking young lady posted to the board? I really believe I saw in Kims picture above her left breast was a Tat of the late great Jerry Garcia? I dont worship Kimmy; but rather I worship her different shoes and colors to match her outfits. It has been told through legends that this is quite the collection from around the world; they are arranged like a rainbow in her closet. I asked her once to walk on me with the red ones, blue ones, black and yellow ones I found that blue felt the best and was quite pleasing to my back and buttock! I will now speak Chinese to Mr Nago (having lived in the Eastern culture for years, a Taoist): Sum Ting Wong, Dum Fuk, Lie Ying Lo!! Translated: Something is not right with Mr Nago, he is a stupid man and he should stay out of sight. If you read out loud you may get it. Not saying Asian Kim is Chinese, as there are numerous other Asian nationalities but it is the only language I know, besides a little English?
6)How is LC doing today: boy that was a close one that I read with the Turtle showing up at the hospital and thinking that LC was taken from us just too early in life! Thank goodness she only had checked out of the hospital and will be back in action soon. It was a shame that Maverick had to go it alone without his wingman Goose and that he didnt screw-up the entire situation. This brought back thoughts of the early 90s in our hobby when LouLou was taken way to soon from us, probably one of the greatest ladies MSP has ever seen! As it was explained on the TER board LouLou was seeing a big, big man maybe over 400 lbs, but a great tipper, they were in the middle of mish and the dude stokes out (She was that good), well at this point LouLou couldnt get the guy off herself and was found the following day by a maid, suffocated by the weight on this guy? It was one of the biggest funerals that a standing provider has ever gotten in the cities; we all took a one week break to honor her until the horn took us over again!!
