First time in 10 yrs this has happened, went to a Bloomington massage therapist who operates out of her house, always looking for a reasonalbe priced erotic massage.  Anyway to make a long story short, 30 min into our session, I hear this knock at the front door.  Having been around the block, my radar went up but I didn't panic. She looks around the blind of the bedroom window and she says matter-of-factly, "u might want to get dressed".  I'm thinking, she has an unexpected visitor and not a huge deal. She gathers her clothes and leaves the room, I start to get dressed at a reasonalble pace.  I am curious so i look around the blind...............holy shit maynard, theres a bloomington squad in the driveway with ITS CHERRIES LIT UP!!   Needless to say I sped the process of dressing up, but now what?  I am sitting at the kitchen table, she is in the yard talking to him by now and I am helping myself to a glass of water as my throat feels like the Sahara......turns out it was totally unrelated and her sister-in-law, was busted on something or another and the cop had her there - dont ask me why.  Anyway, even though we were doing nothing illegal, u can bet i lost a year off my life.  What a bizarre deal, but it could have been worse!