The long goodbye

I've decided to retire from the hobby.  While I've had some amazing sex, I realized that none of it was as good as what I was having with my wife.  she may not be as beautiful and young as others, but she has stayed with me and believed in me when i wouldn't have.  Most of our issues have been my fault for being a selfish career obsessed jerk who has moved her all over the place and left her to raise two kids.  She is an amazing woman who I have not done nearly enough for.  Love is the best aphrodisiac.  

I decided to go out with a bang by seeing Madison. She is indeed the titanium standard for providers.  Beautiful and intelligent.  I had as much fun talking as I did getting it on with her.  

Before I go, a few comments for a few of my ladies.  They are the real heros of the business.  They work 24/7, put up with pervs, stalkers, LE, tiny dicks, the whole gamut so we can have a good time and write terrible things about them.

Madison.  You are the best.  I know you've heard this before, but under a different set of circumstances, I could have really gone for you.

Adrianna Mynx.  I can tell yours has not been an easy life.  I know Twin Cities Guy likes to bash you for ten years ago in Cumberland.  When I saw you, you were beautiful and professional.  I respect your capitalistic drive.  You made sure I had a good time.  

Mecia Kay, Danielle Flowers.  I don't care if you're 18, 26, or 53 you are one of the most beautiful women on the planet.  You are a very close second to Madison.  You are as good at talking as the other activity.  

Heide, Erica, Shannon, Chloe.  You get bashed a lot on this board.  However, I've learned a little about your life.  I dare say many of us men could not have survived it.  I hope you find peace.

Mindy/Kiley Kay.  You're a sweet Minnesota farm girl.  Your attitude is great.  Good luck with your new baby.

Morgan Dream.  Don't get burned out.  Mind your money.  Get an education.

Angel.  As long as there are newbies and businessmen travelling in, you'll make a living.  Your pictures are fake, you've got a bad attitude, and you upsell.  I feel remorse for bashing Heide.  Maybe if I knew your story I'd feel the same.  I hope you find happiness.  

Zoe.  My favorite yellow pages provider with A Beautiful Bunny Escort.  Hang in there, get a website.  You're as good if not better than most.  

Ebony.  The provider who saw me and retired the next week.  I'm glad you retired.  You're a nice person and this business was clearly not for you.

As beautiful as all these ladies are, they aren't half as beautiful as my wife and kids.  Good luck.  Wish me well as a civilian.  To quote the last Calvin and Hobbes, "there might be treasure out there!"

Thunder Road/Born to Run

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