I typed mistysmagic in a search to see how many ad's were up there on the net.  This flower came up, how odd.

Misty, it Doesn't surprise me in the least.  A flower is a flower by any name and you are definately a beautiful flower at that!

spoken like a man who likes to get laid

No doubt, because of a trip you made to the Caribbean, all any man, even botanists, could think of and associate with beauty is Misty's Magic.
I think I know where the 6" fits, but I'm not quite sure about the 28.

This is a variety of orchid, I assume, and quite flattering, no doubt.  WomenAreFromVenus types of girls know orchid collectors are among the most fussy. But what about the Misty Muffin for us MeatAndPotatoes MenAreFromMars types of guys?

The Lady & the flower...both beauties to behold!

And just how many men (among those who are still breathing) don't like that?