Women Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left. There was a woman in a brand new Mustang, doing 65 miles per hour, with her  face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand.

In all  the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone fell away from my ear, landed in the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call.

Damn women driver.

Re:Women Drivers

I like that. It's very cute

Re:Women Drivers

That's just too funny! While driving home tonight on 394, I fired up my laptop which of course was on the dash board of my SUV! I was surfing the latest on TER on my commute home from work. I laughed so hard when I read your post I shot beer out my nose which landed on the back of the head of my ATF whose head was resting comfortably in my lap. I nearly wrecked, but thankfully all of those honking horns kept me out of the ditch!