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Re:What I did in college regarding my Target problem..
Catherinespiga 19485 reads
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The other day I made a trip to Target to get ONE item and walked out $60 later!!!  Am I the only one that happens too??  Anyway I found 100 tealights on sale for 5$.  I am all about ambiance in a great hotel with music food whatever...
So I decided to burn 12 tealights in a window sill in a suite overlooking saint anthony falls well....
About two hours into a multi hour appointment(with a first time client) the Fire Alram starts shreiking here I am with a person butt naked and my heart has just exploded.  I blow out the tealights soo fast I am spill HOT HOT wax all over my body(no that wasnt part of the session)  and I leap up the spiral staircase to the bedroom and proceed to climb on the flimsy railing(and I am not miss anorexic)  to yank the the fire alarm out of the ceiling....can you imagine...fire trucks people vacating ahhhh msp LE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Dont play with fire ;) HOw glamorous okay I sure made a great impression I bet that client will be running to nora and madison FAST...hehehe  wise guy I would too;)

othersubject 9 Reviews 21494 reads
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You sound like a really fun date, certainly not boring.

trustman 10 Reviews 24459 reads
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WOW!  When they say you're really hot, I guess they really mean it.

mnwildman 15 Reviews 20744 reads
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Catherine Catherine Catherine, your pyrotechnic skills need some polishing.

I'm sure it would be to both our pleasures for me to show you how to start a fire and keep the flames burning all night long. hehehe!*evil grin*.

I too cannot go into Target without spenig at least $50, the only solution I've found is to limit myself to one Target visit per week, that way I only spend $50 in stead of $150 or more.

Catherinespiga 19294 reads
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I would only take 10$ more than I would need for items I was buying then when that wasnt working so well I stopped going all together and would instead get the basics at like walmart and would always walk out under budget becasue I hated shopping there.  Walmart needs a serious makeover and a good marketing team!
Oh useless info of the day...When foudner Sam? Walton?  was driving in the deep south one evening he found himself caught in a storm and was hungry and stopped at a dinner which was closed and a waitress opened up just for him (not knowing who he was becuase he was driving a beat up truck and wearingng jeans and a flannel shirt) and fed him a hot meal.  When Sam died he left her a LARGE sum of money!!!

bbjake 1 Reviews 20523 reads
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Just a couple of weeks ago I asked my wife why when I go to Tareget I feel a need to buy things and at Wal Mart I only purchase what I went in for

Sugar4Hire 19015 reads
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Hmmm... and how was that hot candle wax?  ;)

I used to be a horrible Target shopper. I tend to make my purchases online as much as possible now, especially when there's free shipping to get hooked on. Target's website itself needs a little more inventory, but it's getting there.

+Sugar+

ms_madison2002 20941 reads
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Yikes sweeite!!! Im saying this as I am laughing.lmao!!! You gave such good details of this event that I can picture it well. May I suggest we boycott pesky tealights??? hehehe I have made a few wax messes in my day too. But happy to see that you provide all types of athletic entertainment.lol Kisses~Madison

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