Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!

As part of our department's continuing goodwill mission, we would like to host a Reunion Party for former members of MyFastPass.

The party will be held on Saturday June 20, 2009 at 04:00 P.M. in the meeting room titled "Salon A" at the following hotel:

The Hotel Minneapolis
215 Fourth Street South
Minneapolis, MN 55401

Expected dress for the gentlemen is business casual with cocktail dresses for the ladies.

A silent auction of historic MyFastPass memorabilia will be a highlight of the party.

We expect a large response to this invitation so please do not be late.  Thanks!

Warm Regards,

Sgt. Grant Snyder

I have some excess camping supplies that I would like to bring to the reunion party and added to the silent auction.

Keep up the good work sir!

I have some used panties I'd like to donate to this "auction". Maybe not quite... say.... $18,000 worth, but hey, any little bit helps, right?

I would like to donate my two cents and my two cents is this: go fight some real street level crime that affects the quality of life for persons residing in Minneapolis.  In case you vice chasing douchebags cannot figure out what that means: a) assault, b) robbery, c) burglarly, d) rape, and d) other crimes to persons and property.  Victimless crimes are a waste of tax payer resources and chasing vice crime is a misallocation of police funding that could be used to actually fight crime that affects quality of life.  Further, by chasing online working girls(and boys and so forth), the police department and its ill advised decision makers are merely creating a market for street walkers, something that actually brings a dangerous criminal element with it unlike online forums.  FYI: if you have any free time, might I suggest you get off your lazy pig asses and start foot patrols in North Minneapolis (say Broadway and Penn moving between Broadway and 94. That should keep your hard working crime fighters busy for a while.

Sargent since you decided to post I have to ask you respectfully are the people you are chasing here really a problem, or are you just out to embarrass some rich guys.  Most of the guys I know who participate in the "hobby" are just married guys who need a little "extra", and don't want to go get a girl friend because they want to stay married.  You married? Ever attracted to a one woman while dating another?
Just seems to me you guys are looking for headlines, plenty of other criminals to chase.  My house got robbed of over 12k in jewelry last year by some remodeling contractors...no arrests made.
Just curious about the Departments priorities is all???

I'll be there to take notes on the event as well.

This is supposed to be a joke right?
You forgot to add  up to a year of free electronic monitoring of our personal lives, leading up to a super NEATO pair silver bracelets with every admission to the reunion "partay" !:p

If so, that's Not funny.
Not in the least in fact, I threw up a little bit.
But I'm much better now.

If you are serious, Maybe y'all should donate that money from the silent auction to some autistic children(Like I do several times a year) OR some other special needs people instead of. buying your bitchy ass wives some cheap hideous blouses at TJmaxx ot Talbots outlet center .
Once again, I'm partially kidding.

But maybe you should let us make the arrangements, Your department seems to be having problems getting anything right.