Would you happen to know who reviewer 98409 is?

dude, who cares.  it's all about fun and describing and enjoying a particular cup of coffee.   chill out and smile about the things you read, the anecdotal one liners and awkward stabs of humour are out of place without any sort of positive contribution on the message board or the review board by you.
it's all in fun so sarcasm put aside,  enjoy the experience.

My first comment is I am not DUDE. Second, either you know what this is about or you don't. If you don't, then your comments are out of place or maybe you are responding to the wrong post. I fail to see how you projected my simple statement into
a diatribe about sarcasm, positive contributions and your knowledge of what I read on this board. Furthermore why would you even bother to post a response that is really of no concern to you.

May I suggest a high-fiber diet?

Sorry, I realize that you are certainly not a DUDE rather.... a Dick.   Have a fabulous evening.  

lmfao!  your post made my day...it always does my heart good when I see a "dude" who needs to get laid even more than I do.  So much love on this board sometimes...it just brings me to tears. hehehehehe

Peace y'all....