Sorry for the first empty post!!!

To all providers, you have been reviewed many many times by many different folks. Now you may be able to post reviews on us, your clients!!!

In the interest of continious improvement and increasing all of our enjoyment - I would ask that you, the providers, post a response to the following:

What is the worst thing a gentlemen can do?
What is the best thing a gentlemen can do?
Explain your best and worst encounters and explain why?


I am sure you all have stories and if you don't want to user  your "real name" create an alias and post under that.

As the gentleman read these postings, hopefully we can correct any of the blaring mistakes we may be making. There also may be some of us that just don't give a shit, but what the hell, it's worth a shot!!! Being new to the hobby, this would be very helpful for the FNG!!! (Fucking new guy)

Hmmmm....this could be hard on our ego....but I like your idea if any of the ladies are up for that, hehehe.  Enjoy your weekend out there, one and all!  

I am not from this area but am planning to start making visits as it is warming up(smile)....I was surprised to see that none of your local providers thought this would be an interesting question, but I think it is.
   I love my career and I love mostly all the people I meet but there are some things that of course make things not so pleasant at times
 #1....Guys it is really hard to be intimate w/a man who you don't know when he hasn't showered.....it's different if you are involved w/someone seriously, sometimes it's only obvious that we get it on spur of the moment when things aren't so "fresh" but in casual encounters it is a real turn off. Smelling good can make such a big difference in a girls attitude in interacting w/ you. When we get into having to deal w/body odors it really sucks.
  #2....Bad Breathe STINKS!!!!A total turn off!!!!It makes a girl want to get as far away from you as possible.
  #3.....Rudeness SUCKS!!!!I will not see rude people....and if someone I book an appointment w/turns out to be rude I will kindly see them right out the door and if by chance I do spend a session w/them I am going to treat them the same way they treat me which ends ruining my day and I am sure theirs as well. Polite gentlemen will always have a great time w/me.
   Those are a few words of advice I would give you guys. There are some trashy providers out there who you probably don't think deserve the wash up before the visit but there are some providers out there who are truly great people who provide this service w/integrity, kindness, and professionalism(if thats a word(smile)...). Would you guys go see your doctor for an appointment without doing the little things that make having close contact with a person comfortable. It's your $ that's true but it is our service that you are asking for and anyone who provides any type of service has their own expectations and rules.
   O.K. that's enough....everyone I am  so happy for you that the winter is over and it's time to play.....I'll be to visit soon...xxxxxooooo

My slogan is "The BFE of Clients," so, not surprisingly, I agree with you 100%. I always follow rules #1 and #2.

As far as #3 goes, I am never the first one to be rude. If a Lady is rude to me, I will only stand for so much of that before I respond in kind.

Can you tell us a little more about yourself? Do you have a web site we might admire? Do you know when you'll next grace our cities with your presence? Good luck, and welcome to this Message Board!

This is exactly what we are looking for - hopefully there are more of you out there willing to chime in!!!

What other things do we do that make the event a good or bad evening!!!

Hey Goodgirl...glad to see someone who braved being the first lady to reply.  Hey Fatman, do we have a prize for the first response...and no, it can't be a BFE with mountaineer, hehehe.

Could it be a BFE with me???!!!!!!!
Also thanks to Good Girl!!!

What is the worst thing a gentlemen can do?  
Show up with his dog hehe

What is the best thing a gentlemen can do?
Tongue excercises

Explain your best and worst encounters and explain why?
Best: Dinner date with a man I'd date anyway hehe.
Worst: The guy who thinks I am his girlfriend "literally"

In conclusion:
1. Keep your apt's and/or offer compensation for lost revinue
2. Bend over and see if you have any dingleberries (preferably while I watch) LOL just kidding
3. Don't stay too long over your time (ie: if you want two hours, book two hours)
4. Don't attend your date with "morning after" breath.

Awwww .... Come on! That's a perfectly wonderful prize, at least it would be for me

What is the worst thing a gentlemen can do?  
Yikes, I'd rather not think about any bad things like that.

 Not-so-good things might include bad body odor (fortunately I haven't ran into this), bad breath (to which I'd probably offer gum), and forgetting to bring your wallet!

What is the best thing a gentlemen can do?
Show up with a smile and perhaps a gift in hand.

Explain your best and worst encounters and explain why?
Best: The patient man that's interested in getting to know me and allows me to get to know him...
Worst: The guy who begs for a "real" date and wants a relationship. Yet I'm flattered -- although in a scary, stalking sort of way...

Mountaineer,

I don't think you have a rude bone in your body!

+Sugar+

thanks misty and sugar!!!