Taken from Miss Kari's cruise diary:

Monday Afternoon:  What a wonderful cruise this is going to be.  I felt so honored to have the captain invite me to dine at his table.

Tuesday afternoon:  I spent the entire morning on the bridge with the Captain.  what a charming intelligent man.  He showed me about everything on the ship and told me he is responsible for the safety of 1262 passengers.  I'm dining at his table again tonight.

Wednesday evening:  The Captain saw me at the pool and invited me to dine with him in his cabin.  His cabin is cozy and the wine was the best!.  He made several amorous suggestions but I stood firm on my moral convictions.

Thursday evening:  Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his exotic proposals.

Friday morning:  Last night I saved 1262 lives.  Twice.

I luv saving lives!!!!!!

Maybe you can save me next Tuesday night.