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Rbare 3 Reviews 12680 reads
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I had decided to post some reviews even after i was allways told not to "kiss and Tell" I hade not seen them posted and found out that they were not explicit enough. I am a vip member and do get to see the "details" but they had never been a factor in my decision of seeing a provider. The GFE"s i have had have been great, and i wouldnt want any explicit details undermine any future meetings. How do the providers feel when you see your reviews and the reviewer is nasty-vulgar?

Judge Wapner12359 reads

I know you asked for provider opinions but allow me to throw in a hobbyist opinion.  I've read lots of reviews and I'm surprised that yours got turned down for not being explicit enough.  Lot's of the reviews are vague on the details but still get through.  You may not have meant it this way but your post insinuates that only vulgar reviews get posted.  In my experience, that's not true.  I have done quite a few reviews that are very respectful and vague on details and they slide right through.  I've also given some very high performance ratings because the provider was nice to be with and not because she did 3 out of the 4 big nastys.

As for the vulgar reviews, I don't know about the providers but I don't like them.

The Judge

I would say to read the Vip section of some reviews, and follow the form.  But I think nasty and vulgar are out of line and I for one would be upset about that type of review.  If you feel they tell to much than I would advise to not review if you are not comfortable.

Rbare...  Take a look at this review that I wrote a while back.  I'm not advertising my writing skills or bragging;  It's just that this particular review seemed to be a winner.  I got e-mails from 2 providers and one hobbyist about how well this review walked the line between too much and too little--the only time I ever got a review of a review.

Creativity my friend is key...although we dont see much of that in these parts  please read reviews of providers in NY and other cities and read some of the impressive writings of some of those gents.  There are always way to make a review interesting and entertaining to read, without being vulgar  or disprespectful.  Personally I get so bored by most reviews..
ummm we met here, then she was wearing this, then she did this ,then i rammed her, I grunted, then i came. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I cant write to save myself but at least be bloody creative so that when someone reads the review they can laugh or read it over and over again and try to guess the what each creavitve phrase was actually saying about the encounter...
I think it was sweet about keeping the private details private I think that is WAY important....I am sorry to hear your g rated reviews were not accepted:)stay sweet!

Two more thoughts on reviews:

1.  I don't mind graphic language so much as the condescending tone that many reviews take.  It just so happens that most of the disrespectful reviews I see are also vulgar.  The providers I've seen have been wonderful women that just don't deserve the attitude that some reviews impart.

2.  There have been 3 times that I didn't post reviews because the session had a personal click to it.  It's not the illusion that by not reviewing, I can keep her all to myself.  It's that there's been a few times that a real personal connection was made that felt more private.  Most of the time, I feel it's my responsibility to contribute to the TER community.  But sometimes, the memory is something I want to keep just for me.

Creativity is the most elusive of all talents. If I read a terrible review regarding a provider, it usually is filled with colloquial, misspelled banter that makes the review a difficult read and does not tell me a heck of a-lot as to the credibility of the reviewer. I usually hit the back key and go for another review after a few sentences.

I also get bored with review after review of mundane dribble but the reviews that do impress me the most are the ones that paint a fantasy and a vivid picture in your mind of the experience through the eyes and senses of the writer about the provider. Those are usually the reviews that describe the experience as either a raw sexual adventure or a  sensuous romantic fantasy. The moment defines the definition of the review.

If I were to use a metaphor for the sake of being clever and cute, then the creativity of that attempt may be lost to a great deal of people. I would rather read the words cock and pussy rather than a man love tool or a moist cozy love cave.

There isn't too much I can see wrong with the ramming and grunting part of a review....just as long as the rest of the review is written with the respect and accuracy towards that provider.

Its all about having fun and making it interesting for everyone to read,  right?!  If we didn't write what happened during our encounters, then what would be the fun in reading the TER reviews.

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