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Hope Troubled feels less troubled knowing that there have been a few pointmen here that made it through the procedure.  Here's to good health to all out there and have a great day.

Troubled3567 reads

Doc has advised me that he may want to put a catheter in to check for some kidney/bladder damage. This sounds painful to me. Any males have this done to gague pain? Please serious replys only as this is very real to me as health could be in jepordy.

Doesn't sound remotely like fun!  No, I haven't had the procedure done but I'm sure they will try to make it as comfortable as possible.  It's a no-win situation for you though if the doc thinks he needs to do it.  Either you tough it out and get the test, or you prolong your own worrying over whether they have determined what is wrong.  My advise would be to tough it out and get the check...especially if they have exhausted all other tests.  Might be painful but you'll have peace of mind and your doc will know more clearly what he is treating.  Good luck...and I do understand your hesitation having had virtually every bodily fluid checked at one time or another in my life.

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I can give you a lot of first hand info on what your about to have done. I have cancer have had many of these procedures done to me. I had surgery perfomed to remove tumors in the same manner.
There are two different thing you may be having done: a cystoscope, or a catheter. The catheter is the easier of the two. They should inject novocaine into you (a needless syringe). That will help some.
I won't lie to you, it is painful; but it is more terrifying than painful. What I mean is you will likely be so affraid of what is about to, and actually happening, that when its over you'll feel somewhat relieved that it didn't hurt as bad as you thought it would.
The best advice I can give you is to relax (as much as possible), and try to get into a breathing routine with the doctor. Have him advance the scope as you exhale. It will take three deep breaths until its all the way in. Once in, you can relax a bit - its only mildly painful at that point.
When the scope is to be removed, ask the doc to go slow until it exits the bladder, then he can pull it out somewhat quickly. What is happening is that there is a sphincter at the bottom of the bladder. Pulling out through the sphincter too quickly will result in the sphincter "snapping," which I find uncomfortable. Once past that point the rest of the removal is easy.
Now, I'm not joking about this at all.  After you leave the office, drink a few beers. The first few times you urinate after the procedure can burn. I've tried drinking a lot of water, but beer is far better.
Bottom line is its tough, but not as tough as you'll think it to be. I wish you the best of luck with the test, and hope it comes out good for you.

Okay, although I'm still glad I'm not the one doing the catheter thang..what you described doesn't sound much more uncomfortable for when I had the snip.  And that was really a very quick and painless procedure overall apart from when they actually numbed me for the surgery.

I can feel your stress over this.  I have had cystos and catheters both and know that the stress makes it worse.  I will also say that they have come a long way in modern medicine to minimize the discomfort.  The catheters are smaller and more flexible.  The deadening agents they use now are faster acting and more effective than they used to be.  Having had a series of 6 or 7 kidney stone episodes BEFORE I really got sick with total renal failure, I have been able see the progress made over the years.  Roughly 5 years ago I had my last cysto and it was virtually painless.  Maybe I measured it on a comparative scale with all the other pain I have gone through involving my kidneys, but I recall being very surprised that it was over before I knew it.  I agree that concentrating on relaxing is the  best advice.  You will feel like you are wetting the sheet under you and will instinctively want to tighten the sphyncter and that is where a good share of the discomfort comes from.  Hang in there guy!  I wish you well and hope they eliminate anything serious through this test.
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Hope Troubled feels less troubled knowing that there have been a few pointmen here that made it through the procedure.  Here's to good health to all out there and have a great day.

BIG DAAADY3106 reads

Hey Man, good luck and we wish you the best of luck and hope the results come back indicating no problem. I will not BS you, the catheter isn't a picnic but it isn't horrifying either. I would describe it as very unpleasant but I have had other procedures which were way worse like the latest being a root canal on a tooth. If someone stuck a gun to my head and said choose one or the other I'm afraid it would be the tube up the willy! Others may say the tooth but you could have a million things worse then the catheter.

I worked in an ER for a while many years ago, almost every guy described it the same way...  Not painful, just uncomfortable.  The longer it's in, the longer it will take to get back to normal once it's out.  If it's in just for a test, then urinating will be uncomfortable that day, but by the next it shouldn't be much more than just noticable.

The secret I always used for insertion, which others don't seem to use, is to pause when the cath gets to the prostate.  Then have them "clinch down" hard for a few seconds like trying to hold it, then relax and actually "push" like you're going to go, which instinctively opens the bladder sphincter and it slides right in.  I'm tellin' ya, it makes all the difference.  Every clinician should do that and for some reason they don't.  Ask your doctor if interested.

btw, a similar procedure works if Tuz is about to plow you with a really big strap-on too ;)

It's maybe a 1 out of 10 on the pain scale.  You probably can look it up on the net.  But, you're nervous and there's never a bad reason to take a valium is there :)  J/K

Funny story:  When I was ski patrol, a first time skier broke his leg skiing from the ticket booth to his first run.    

He was so mad about all the money he just spent, he didn't seem in pain at all.  I bet he's still swearing about it.

Another time, a teenage boy did a spread eagle off a jump right into a tree.  We called him unic after that.  I don't know the pain level he experienced, but from what you guys say probably a 4 out of 10.

Both times I had to leave because I couldn't stop laughing.  I was young.  

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I need some good drugs just from reading about that one!  :)

I had this procedure done.  It wasn't very painful, but they put me under anesthesia.  Hope everything is ok.

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