He would someone tell me what a LE check
is. Show me your badge?

Yea you got it.  Ever consider going to law school?

Thanks not-a-legalbeagle! Did you have
to pull her panties down?

              Yeah.  Thats right.

If LE is wanting to bust you, they will its about being in the wrong place right time
they don't have to identify themselves just because you're asking them.
if God forbid it does happen keep your mouth SHUT that's all you need to do.

All I can advise to avoid rip offs and LE is go with reviewed providers on here or other reputable review sites or
sign up for a reference/verification site some providers are newbie friendly .

Usually I figure they're ok if they've been around for a long time. I mean more than just a few months
even if they don't have any reviews doesn't mean automatically they aren't good or a set up.
there are very reliable UTR's as well in this town for a fact.

you could check the Legal Corner discussion board.
Quote from the Legal Corner:
Best LE check by a provider I ever saw was.....
She hiked her skirt and asked if I kissed below the waist.  I quickly dropped to my knees and gave the trimmed kitty a lick or two and then we were on to the races.....

Newer girls think that you touching her breasts or her touching your junk is off limits to the cops (it isn't) so they do that to see if you are a cop.

More experienced girls do it to get a session off to a good start. I have been pinned to a door by kisses, felt up some beautiful boobs and had a few very wet surprises south of the border.

Very experienced girls say that they can tell when a guy is a cop by his reaction to the LE Check. Guys like me love it but a cop who is there for work will have a different reaction. Some tense up while others pass and try to get to the part where they can bust you, which puts a girl on guard until the guy is naked. Most cops will try to avoid getting naked for various and obvious reasons.

I like the LE checks and anything that makes a girl more relaxed is OK by me.

Those Can work. but LE has been known to indulge in services, thus not paying the lady & busting her after the fact.
Rarely have I seen charges stay though if she can prove he did that.