Welcome Bostonians! Make yourselves at home! I just finished whipping up a fresh batch of "clam juice" for you! (We only have the "Bearded clams" in these parts!) The only rule I really have is be nice to our ladies, But as far as the men go, their a battle hardened bunch of rubes which are not easly offended, so top off your mugs with some fine local micro-brew, and let the party begin!
Wrong Mrs. Obvious, Thirsty prefers his chowdah served in a bowel! It's actually the only way he can gain sustenance since he keeps his head up his tuckus.
It took me 3 dates to figure out I was in the wrong place. I got waylayed by a handsome cross dresser in a wheel chair. He/she looked a bit like Brad Pitt and had a nice Florida tan. In fact he/she was wearing a "capedude sucks" tee shirt and drank Sam Adams Lager.
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