Two blondes sitting on their porch in Oklahoma one evening, the first blondes says which is farther away, the Moon or Florida, the second blonde says "HELLO" can you see Florida !!
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches.
They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."
The cashier leaned over the counter and said: "Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg."
A group of blondes went to London on a sightseeing trip. They boarded a double decker bus for a tour of London. Halfway through the trip the tour guide noticed that the blondes on the lower level were really enjoying the trip, but the blondes on the top level were gripping the seats in front of them in terror. "What's the problem?" He asked. "The girls downstairs are having a great time, but you all look like you're about to die!" "That's because they have a driver down there!" One shouted.
the other day I was at work and decided to gointo the break room for a soda. As I entered their was a temp in there at the pop machine who happened to be blonde. I couldn't quite understand what she was doing as there were cans of pop scattered around the floor by the machine and she was stuffing more change in and getting can after can of pop.I asked what she was doing. She replied, Duh!.....Winning! Go figure.
Two blondes sitting on their porch in Oklahoma one evening, the first blondes says which is farther away, the Moon or Florida, the second blonde says "HELLO" can you see Florida !!
A blond swimmer enters the Olympic in the 400 meter breaststroke. She finishes dead last. As she gets out of the pool, she walks over to the judges and says, "I don't want sound like I'm complaining about cheating, but I think those other girls were using their arms!"
the blonde is speedind down the hiway in her convertible, and gets pulled over by a trooper, who also is blonde. The trooper walks up to the car and asks to see her drivers license. The blonde driver starts rummaging in her purse and starts to get frustrated...she turns to the trooper and says "what does a license look like?" The trooper says "Well, its about 2"x3", and it has your face on it. She digs around some and pulls her makeup mirror out, looks at it a few seconds, says "aha, here it is, and hands it to the trooper. He looks at it a few seconds, hands it back to her and says "Sorry I pulled you over, you can go, I didnt know you were a trooper
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