Minnesota
I was having a massage this past week from my therapist and she told me a joke that really caught me off guard(well we were talking about mens attitudes about sex after years of being married).
There is this young couple who are madly in love. They screw three times per day sometimes more
After the honeymoon they get back to work and are finding it harder and harder to screw all the time. So the wife decides that she would address the issue. So when the night came she told her husband how much she loved him and that she had an idea.
If he would be too tired to make love he should just squeeze her left breast and if he wanted to make love he could just kiss her right breast. Her husband nodded his head and said that he really thought that it was very perceptive of her.
The next morning the husband told her that if she wanted to screw she sould just play with his balls and if.....
she felt she didnt want to THAT SHE SHOULD JUST JERK HIS UNIT ABOUT 75 TIMES
So who of you will I see at the Andrea Bocelli concert this eve? Have a great weekend everyone! And I just want to put a special thanks out there to those of you I saw this week. I feel very satisfied.
Andrea Bocelli.ahhhhhh talk about give me goose bumps!! Music just reaches my soul and any man talented musically sp? just makes my body tingle. I leaned over to my mother during one of his pieces this evening and said can you imagine what he must be like in bed Okay did my mother give me a look..lol Gotta know my mother I guess. But still think about it a humble beautiful sexy talented man who is blind hello!! What does that equal??? Damn too bad he is already married
Cheers too all and to all a good night..anyone want to come over??Just kidding I need to be pure from midnight on...GOt church at 10...